But, like everything in life, there is a dark side. And no, I am not taking about the fall into the world of cellulite, or ill health from over consumption, but something even worse than acid reflux, and that, my dear friends would be -
THE DREADED DISHES!!!
I HATE DOING THE DISHES!!! HATE. IT! HATE IT!
Always looming in the sink, on the counter. Taunting me! Watching me. Laughing at me! I can hear them now. Muhahahahhahaa! Wretched soiled dishes, pots and pans! What's worse is I have to clean them before I can enjoy any more deliciousness! UGH!
My idea of heaven....
Countertop Dishwasher
...ahhh, take me away!!!
What a Beautiful Sight
Just big enough for a singleton. And
I can (like the guy down the hall does) call you...lets see...
Brad. Brad the dishwasher. I can say to my guests,
"Oh, no, no need to help me tidy up. Brad is doing the dishes...."
A girl can only dream. God, please give me a TV series, so I can buy one of these. Or better yet, God, let me win a 1000.00 a week for life. I promise to do the happy dance, un-like the sour sack Shoppers Drug Mart guy!
hey Suzanne! Thank you so much for commenting on my blog. I knew that any girl who could make me laugh out loud from her comment must have an equally awesome blog. And you don't disappoint. I'm glad to have found you and look forward to following along in your adventures.
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Julie (thedailyjulie.com)
Yay! Julie! So glad you made it! Welcome to Suzanne's world! You are my guest! Would love to make you some spaghetti and give advice about the color choices to your new home! I can live vicariously through you friend :)
ReplyDeleteYOU! are FUNNY! why aren't you doing standup?!! or ARE you? can I come see?!!!
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